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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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slightlyinappropriate

Oh, so this is what heart break feels like.

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Pre-purchase special

Literal Gacha shit

DLC season pass

P2P online despite the changes and having to purchase

Rex deconfirmed even

And the worst part of it all? The worst slap in the face with the dick?

Piranha plant as DLC. The “Ultimate” game where everyone is here, Sakurai literally ignored every single possible character anyone asked for. Like lets take the Grinch out of the equation, considering any character anyone asked for…

Piranha plant. You know. The fan favorite regular Mario enemy…Piranha plant.

I am honestly speechless. Nothing could have killed my hype harder than that shit fest of forty minutes that showed off fucking brightness settings and different languages 

thanibomb

Lol ignored every single character? Because Ridley, K Rool, and Simon weren’t heavily requested by older fans for generations, right? Or because Isabelle and Incineroar don’t appeal to the new generation at all, right?